Catholic Church: We want to help people. Really. Yes. We like helping people. God says to help our fellow man. Unless they're gay. Then screw 'em. We don't approve, so they can die starving, cold and alone in the street. That's what God wants. Absolutely. So don't pass your progressive laws which mandate we treat everyone the same, or we just won't help anyone at all! Also, waah waah waaah. The church can kiss my arse. They've been losing power over the people since the end of the dark ages, and it's about time they disappeared altogether. If they refuse to continue social services under the laws passed by the representatives of DC, then we need to think about revoking their tax-exempt status. I bet that'll turn some heads.